Funny Ghazals on Students in Urdu

here you can find the huge collection of Teacher Student Jokes in Urdu so just view these jokes and we surely say that you cannot stop yourself from being laughing. The relationship of a Teacher and a student is very old not a new one so that is why we have collected the latest joke collection which is being written on these relationship so all you people from different source so that you do not have to go here and there in search of these jokes. These jokes are mostly like in the Asian countries like India, Pakistan and Bangladesh as after the jokes of the Sardar people search these jokes which is on the Teacher and Students so we definitely said the collection you find here is totally unique that you cannot find these jokes anywhere else so do not leave this page and have a look down and read all the jokes in Urdu.

Teacher Student Jokes in Urdu

• Pathan Asked Teacher:
  If Black Is A Color & White Is Also A Color
  Den Y Black & White T.V Is Not A Color T.V?Teacher Shocked
  Pathan Rocked…

• Teacher:
  Main Tumhari Jan Nikal Dungi,
  Iski English Batao…Student:
  English Ki Maa Ki Aankh
  Tu Pehle Hath To Laga K Dikha

• 1 schöøl ki amaret ko aag lg gyischòøl k sb bchay dur khray hans rhy thy k chlo ab schööl to nhi ana pry galekn 1 bcha

  udas khra tha, ustaad us k pas gya or kaha beta tm naik or mehnti student lgty ho,btao q udaas ho?
  Bcha rota hua: sir school to jal gya pr ap to zinda ho na.

• Miss : Aaj Tum Late Q Aae? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hai phir der Q Ki?Student :
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  Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo dost SHAK krty Hain

• Sir 2 Student: Jo cheez tume tang ya
  pareshan kare usey apne pas b na Bhatakne do.Student: Chal fair Baar nikal Shabaash

• Teacher to sardar:5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain??Sardar: fish

  Teacher: good nd baqi 4??

  Sardar:

  Fish di maa, piyo, pehn ty pra.

• Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
  Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
  Teacher: Wo kaisy?
  Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

• Student. Miss kia ap murghi hain?Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murghi nazar ati hu.Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain .

• Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
  skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha heStudnt:
  mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
  to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

• Teacher:How do you think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?Student slowly and Innocently replies: With a pencil mam

• English teacher: "wo larki sub larkon se hans kar bat krti hai"btao is sentence mai larki kya hai ? Students: "sir! larki 2 number hai"

• Teacher: Active Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka Example BataoStudent – Active Voice: Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye ChainPassive Voice: Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain, Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain

• Teacher â€" Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo tou woh poora hota hai…!!!Student â€" Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj aap meri baahon me hoti..

• Teacher:
  "Al-Beruni" K Baap Ka Naam Batao.Student Bahut Soch Kar Bola:
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  Al-Andruni

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